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Facebook (or) How to Alienate Your Friends

Posted in Rants on May 2, 2010 by thetylerw

Ok, this one goes out to all you facebookers out there.

Things that I can’t stand because of Facebook:

1. Nothing in life is personal. The second something happens, no matter how miniscule or how “personal”, it gets spewed forth on this jabbering headless thoughtless forum called facebook.

2. Your political views. I have a certain political view. I am certain that my political view is right (I should say “correct”). I don’t give a fuck if you think that your political view is “right”, chances are you are just some backwood racist hillbilly. There is a reason why it is not socially polite to talk politics or religion so shut your stupid fucking mouth.

3. Your games. If you insist on giving me gifts or asking me to work on your farm or participate in your war, I will unfriend you so fucking fast. I could not give two fucks what mythological creature you are or what movie badass you are. You are not a farmer nor are you a mafia boss. You are not a mythological creature nor a movie badass, you are a fucking idiot with an internet connection.

Shut the fuck up.

thetylerw

It’s been like a thousand years. . .

Posted in Rants on May 1, 2010 by thetylerw

Holy shit it has been a long time since I have posted anything on this site. I get so caught up in something and do that one thing for a month straight then just lose interest  . . . I guess it has something to do with ADD or ADHD or OCD or something that has to do with some capitalized letters that don’t spell a word and they get that red squigly line underneath them except for ADD which spells add . . . What the fuck was I saying?

Welcome back to my site. I will try to post more here and I am inviting some of my friends to come here and just mouth off about some random shit so here goes . . .

WTeffinF? Everybody stop what they are doing and visit this website. Did you visit? Did it change your life? Did you throw up a little bit in your mouth and swallow it ? Me too. Stephen Baldwin is a fucking tool and by tool I do mean that he is a living human penis. This whole thing about him losing everything because he is a Christian is a fucking joke. He lost everything because he is a fucking asshole and a degenerate fecal freak.  No seriously shit just spews forth from this fucking idiot. I was going to go on and on about how this sick fucking attempt at making him a couple of dollars has done just that or poke fun at his ridiculous arguments for being born again but as his video says everybody is doing that.

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So with that I say, GO FUCK YOURSELF STEPHEN BALDWIN!

Fuck Stick Douche Clown

Inglorious Basterds

Posted in Movies on August 30, 2009 by thetylerw

inglourious basterdsHoly Shit! Just saw Inglorious Basterds and can say that I truly loved the movie.  It isn’t exactly as it is marketed which makes it so much better in my book. It was sufficently dark and comedic and just an all around bad ass movie.

Lt. Aldo Raine: Donny!
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [from offscreen] Yeah?
Lt. Aldo Raine: Got us a German here wants to die for country. Oblige him.

First!

Posted in Rants on November 30, 2008 by thetylerw

white-flour1So, I spend a lot of time reading on the internet. Whether its blogs or just news stories or just anything that I might find relatively interesting, I will probably read it. This is my me time. I enjoy this.

The thing that makes me want to burn the entire internet down at this moment is “firsters”. (No, you perve I didn’t say fisters)

Firster. first.er [first-er] -noun  1. Those fuckers that go to websites, blogs, etc and write “FIRST!” as their only reply just to annoy the fuck out of me.

No seriously that is the definition.

I cannot stand a firster. What is the fucking point? You want people that you will never meet to automatically know that you are a fuck stick douche clown? Goddamn it! You just need to rest the barrel of a shotgun against your molars and pull the fucking trigger. Do us all a favor. Enough for today, I can feel my blood pressure rising.

Circuit F*@#!ng City

Posted in Rants on November 25, 2008 by thetylerw

logoA living breathing dinosaur.  What has happened to Circuit City. I have spent the last five years of my life wasting away at a company that doesn’t even have the good sense to pull it’s head out of the water when it is drowning.  Oh well, I guess those fat cats at the corporate office know so much more than me. I have only spent most of my waking hours for the last five years living in the once prosperous land formally known as CC.

Anybody that has worked at CC in the past will know if they visit one of these stores that the entire world has changed in such a very short time. We recently recieved a video message from our new leader, a vampire with no facial expression, Jim Marcum  (seriously, I think this guy is a vampire –  no, seriously)  He’s telling us that the problem with the company is  that nobody is buying from us because we aren’t trying to sell shit hard enough (paraphrasing).  The whole jest of the video is that CC still has 30,000 associates that are “incredibly committed and passionate about the survival of the company . . . Our Company”.  Really? Do you think the high school flunkies are just as concerned with their jobs as the guy who has been with the company for 10 years. BULL SHIT! Here-in lies the problem.  The average starting wage at CC is now $6.65/hr.  This is minimum wage.  No shit.  So I do a little reconnaissance at the local Wal-Mart. You know you love them.  They start out the lowest paid associates (cart pushers) at $8/hr. WTMF? (What The Mother Fuck for you newbs)

This is the fundamental problem with CC. Nobody cares anymore. I shouldn’t say that. I care because my family relies on the wage I make at CC to survive. Almost nobody cares. Everything started going to shit when they fired the “overpaid” employees simply for making too much money. Now they pay high school and college kids $6.65/hr and they couldn’t give two shits if the company they work for opens the goddamn doors next week. They could make more money pushing a fucking cart at Wal-Mart.